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Thermometer, Jumbo Gag

Thermometer, Jumbo Gag


$3.49


Jumbo Gag Thermometer Is It Hot In Here? 14 inch Plastic simulated thermometer. Nice addition to a doctor or nurse costume.

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Gag-Gifts-TShirts.com — Funny Mug by CafePress


$15


Gag-Gifts-TShirts.com — Funny Mug The perfect size for your favorite morning beverage or late night brew. Large, easy-grip handle. Treat yourself or give as a gift to someone special. Measures 3.75 tall, 3 diameter. Dishwasher and microwave safe.

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Gag-Gifts-TShirts.com — Humor Ringer T by CafePress


$22.25


Gag-Gifts-TShirts.com — Humor Ringer T The Ringer T has made a fashion comeback, and ours is a popular favorite. This classic style is sure to impress even the most discerning t-shirt connoisseur with an eye for retro-coolness. Great for relaxing in comfort year-round.5.5 oz. 100% pres

Gag-Gifts-TShirts.com --- Humor Sweatshirt by CafePress

Gag-Gifts-TShirts.com — Humor Sweatshirt by CafePress


$39.5


Gag-Gifts-TShirts.com — Humor Sweatshirt Tee, TShirt, Shirt Warm up in our stylin’ Hanes Heavyweight 90/10 cotton/polyester sweatshirt. Thick but not bulky, for maximum comfort and durability whether you’re working out or hanging out. 10.1 oz. patented PrintPro174; fabric in a 90/10 cotton/polyester

Birthday Gag Gifts Funny Cap by CafePress

Birthday Gag Gifts Funny Cap by CafePress


$17


I’m so old I run on my own fossil fuel Great birthday gag gifts for environmentalists or anyone with a sense of humor about their age. Great for 60th, 70th, or 80th birthday presents and beyond Funny Cap . Our adjustable, 100% brushed cotton Cap is unstructured and an ideal way to beat the heat. Wear it anytime you want to keep the sun off or cover up a bad hair day. It features a sturdy low profile brim, sweatband, and adjustable closure, as well as Pre

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May I give a gift to all my Atheist/Pagan friends?


The restroom door said gentleman so I just walked inside,
I took two steps and realized I’ve been taken for a ride.
I heard high voices, turned and found the place was occupied,
By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse.
What could be worse?
Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse.

The restroom door said gentleman it must have been a gag,
As soon as I walked in there I ran into some old hag.
She sprayed me with a can of mase and smacked me with her bag,
I could tell, this wouldn’t be my day.
What can I say?
It just wasn’t turning out to be my day.

The restroom door said gentleman and I’d would like to find,
The crummy little CREEP who had the nerve to switch the signs.
‘Cause I got two black eyes and one high heel up my behind,
Now I can’t, sit with comfort and joy.
Boy oh boy.
Now I’ll never sit with comfort and joy.

Enjoyed the “lyrics” but where is that gift you promised me?

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